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Nobody has come by to meet my new family member! :(
posted Wednesday September 29, 2004 @ 19:41 by theferg News

I've had Tyson for a week and a half and nobody wants to come over and meet him. You guys don't believe all the shit you read in the media do you?

Oh wait I forgot that I was preaching to the converted...Scott and Derek can find lies, deceit, and scandal in any news article printed in any publication anytime, anywhere....ahh my buds...it is quite disturbing though...its like theres this impending ban on pit bulls, and suddenly every person in the city who owns one is suddenly encouraging them to attack people? thats the only thing I can think of to explain the past month of heightened attacks....unless its all lies, deceit, and scandal....somebodys gettin fucked me thinks...fucked under the table, and they're likin it...and me? I'm gettin fucked in the ass....and I don't like it....sigh....how would you like to leave your house in handcuffs every day for something you didn't do? Thats how Lexy and Tyson will feel if Mr. Attorney General gets his way...feeling depressed now,

Ferg out :(

posted by biig [website] on Wednesday September 29, 2004 @ 19:47:

Haha, bonus points for the ass fucking analogy!

Give me anything printed by the 'mainstream press' and 10 minutes, and I'll have a list as long as your arm (as long as you're not an amputee) of all the lies and falacies contained in the article. I have a nose like a hound dog (or a pit bull in this case) for this shit!

Dunno ferg, you and dan have dropped off the grid in the last couple months. I figured you had moved away and retired with all the money you were making working 90 hours a week :-)

We'll have to get together some time... so you can give me muh money! (in the voice of ODB, hehe).

posted by Partyboy on Wednesday September 29, 2004 @ 20:04:

You know I hear florida should be sounding nice now that the hurricanes are almost gone. Maybe Ferg and the limey will retire here for a week.. lol

posted by wolf on Wednesday September 29, 2004 @ 23:46:

> I'm gettin fucked in the ass....and I don't like it..

my favorite line heh.

posted by R2K on Thursday September 30, 2004 @ 07:08:

I agree with Skot, i figured ferg retired and moved away and dan stayed behind to stalk me and my family

posted by wolf on Thursday September 30, 2004 @ 10:25:

hahah r2k, so true

posted by R2K on Thursday September 30, 2004 @ 19:17:

I agree with Skot, i figured ferg retired and moved away and dan stayed behind to stalk me and my family

posted by wolf on Thursday September 30, 2004 @ 19:44:

hit refresh did ya? heh, same comment got posted again. doh.

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