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Randy gets his ass pulled over
posted Monday May 14, 2007 @ 21:44 by doggy69247 News

i duno what this bit is 4 but il type somethin in it

so im outside the other day gardening and randy drives buy pulls over 2 the no parking side of the road outside my place and i open his pasangers doar and we are chatin about shit 4 about 3 mins and a cop drives buy real slow then goes past and up the streat

then we look up the streat and the cop is now just up the streat on the other side of the road waiting there so randy said 2 me oo my tags are expired i beter go

off he goes 2 his house he just gets passed the cop and the cop beels out into a driveway then peels out doing a bad 3 point turn flips the lights on and goes off after him

so i start laughing and think what the hell il go get some pix of randy geting fucked pix are allways good with a story :)

so im there talking pix randy was soo pleased 2 see me comeing hahaa :)

the cop typed the TONKA instead of TQNKA and thaught he had bad plates on there but dident and he allready had a ticket on wednesday 4 no stickers so the cop let him off and drove off it was funny

but then 2 top off a fucked up situation a guy and 2 girls walk down that alley down the side of randys place and the guy picks up this big stick and starts beeting a tree then a fence then the ground then turns the stick on himself and nailed himself realy fucking hard in the forhead and now yeling and holding his head he dropped 2 the ground in pain hahaha what a fucking tool :)

end of story

posted by biig on Tuesday May 15, 2007 @ 08:26:

Wow, I'm impressed. Nice post :)

I didn't know they delivered bacon to your doorstep these days. That's sweet.

posted by Powell on Tuesday May 15, 2007 @ 16:37:

Where dit hat basketball net come from???

posted by r2k on Thursday May 17, 2007 @ 11:38:

the net has always been there

posted by dan on Monday May 21, 2007 @ 01:34:

its i have walked into that inebriated in the snow be4

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