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this montreall thing
posted Thursday April 19, 2007 @ 20:25 by doggy69247 Off-topic


i realy duno about this its a fuckin 20 hour drive 2 see some french hairy tit and get prick teased then go spend the night with a bunch of guys in a sleazy hotell

not everybody can go its 10 hours in a car with jay :) and 10 back gass is 1$+ then hotell + look at tittys+drinks and then back home again

not everybody can go or afford 2 go or take time off work 2 go

if we do it on my week off my bro wil have 2 take 3 days off work cus he works short turnaround then

id mutch rather just go 2 playdium get trashed there and that way everybody can come

and then go back 2 somebodys place

and all this talk of shaveing my head and eyebrows do u realy think that wil bother me thats what i want 2 do all that wil do is piss somebody else off and thats not the idea u are suposed 2 embaras me and do shit 2 me

posted by wolf on Thursday April 19, 2007 @ 21:00:

10 hours? maybe both ways.

been there, done that, and had two tickets to boot, ill pass.

oh, and avoid the sleezy hotels, at least go for one that offers cribs (ask scott).

shaving your head, ok, but eyebrows? avoid that.

posted by biig on Thursday April 19, 2007 @ 21:15:

No worries, anything french is off the menu and replaced with something local. And we've got much more devious plans than eyebrows and head. Er.. wait, strike that.. eyebrows.

posted by Powell on Sunday April 22, 2007 @ 14:38:

Dan gets no say. I did find something "french" to put on the menu.

posted by wolf on Sunday April 22, 2007 @ 14:47:

whats her name, and whats the hourly rate?

posted by doggy on Sunday April 22, 2007 @ 22:20:

haha if everybody could go id go its just going 2 be 5 at most

sorry 2 bust up ya idea

posted by wolf on Sunday April 22, 2007 @ 22:51:

if we cant go there, we bring it here!

posted by biig on Monday April 23, 2007 @ 08:34:

*Waving arms*

Scott's french whore emporium! We specialize in only the finest (cheapest) femmes of the night. We ship direct to you, cutting out the middle man with the fluffy cowboy hat and cane. For a limited time we are offering a 2 for 1 special, hurry and call the 900 number flashing on your screen. Call now, pimps.. err, operators are standing by!!


posted by doggy on Tuesday April 24, 2007 @ 21:03:

yea and u never leave empty handed

free doggy bags with Chlamydia/Gonorrhea and this weeks special Syphilis fot that added burning feeling

posted by wolf on Tuesday April 24, 2007 @ 21:18:

ok that either is not dan, or he is high.

only one spelling error (fot/for), and the use of 'u' instead of 'you'.

that is way above the dan ratio. dont believe me? compare this last comment by doggy with the comment and news posting above. i smell an imposter!

posted by theferg on Wednesday April 25, 2007 @ 17:54:

I think I can shed some light on this issue...first of all - it wasn't me...second of all, if Dan hadn't googled the stds first the spelling would have been so bad no one could have read it at all - so he must have checked them out first...

the only real question is how many times did google have to say "did you mean..." before he got the stds? LOL
Sorry babe, you're just too cute...I just passed by a packing box that was labelled "Shooz and Hatz" :)

posted by wolf on Wednesday April 25, 2007 @ 18:14:

haha ferg, please get a picture of that box.

posted by smeetz on Wednesday April 25, 2007 @ 21:16:

Ferg, please take any and all pictures of box... umm.. wait, I mean...


posted by wolf on Wednesday April 25, 2007 @ 21:38:

was waiting for something like that.

posted by smeetz on Thursday April 26, 2007 @ 11:16:

Biig's here's that link I was talking about.


le­t­ me know what you think

posted by wolf on Tuesday May 1, 2007 @ 11:52:


posted by biig on Wednesday May 2, 2007 @ 09:09:

Looks good, I'd love to own it or win it. But too expensive for the weekend, considering we only have 5 confirmed and of which 4 would be paying. That's about $250 each before entertainment, food or drink.

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