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We just bought a house!
posted Saturday February 3, 2007 @ 21:32 by theferg

And it really didn't take very long either

(quoting George Costanza saying he designed the new addition to the Guggenheim)

Once we got our agent it took just one week and we found our perfect house! Signed the papers tonight sitting out in red car in the freezing cold. We get posession (sp?) May 3rd and then the demo begins (evil grin). Gutting the bathroom and most likely the kitchen (at the very least a facelift). All strong bodies are not required, but are welcome to join in the mayhem if need be. Welcome to the jungle...

MLS # N1051576

Ferg out

posted by biig [website] on Saturday February 3, 2007 @ 23:04:

Linky in my website link. Congrats!

posted by r2k on Monday February 5, 2007 @ 11:11:

Congrats....
welcome to the world of mortage...its fun.

posted by Smeetz on Monday February 5, 2007 @ 12:04:

Congrats, let the house warming parties commence!!!!

posted by wolf on Monday February 5, 2007 @ 15:08:

what date do we book the strippers for?

posted by smeetz on Monday February 5, 2007 @ 16:20:

Wolf, your mistaking the strippers for the bachelor party, not the house warming..

posted by theferg on Monday February 5, 2007 @ 18:04:

There better not be any strippers at my house! I don't want to have to clean all over again...

posted by biig on Tuesday February 6, 2007 @ 11:43:

What about strippers that are dressed as maids and are paid extra to clean? Actually, forget sending them over there, I'd keep them for myself :-p

posted by wolf on Tuesday February 6, 2007 @ 11:43:

biig, can we set up a time sharing plan for that?

posted by biig on Tuesday February 6, 2007 @ 12:03:

Ya, I'm flexible.

posted by theferg on Tuesday February 6, 2007 @ 12:04:

Ok if the strippers can clean thats another whole story. How bout I share them with you guys in a 3 way...I mean, umm...

posted by smeetz on Tuesday February 6, 2007 @ 12:31:

Ferg's offering to clean houses in a 3 way with strippers dressed as maids?!?!

posted by biig on Tuesday February 6, 2007 @ 12:44:

Deal! I call Friday-Saturday, you can have any other 3 days. I'm generous like that...

posted by smeetz on Tuesday February 6, 2007 @ 15:31:

As long as the strippers don't come from the V.I. then were good.

posted by R2K on Wednesday February 7, 2007 @ 11:23:

I could call some ex's of mine if ya need

posted by R2K on Wednesday February 7, 2007 @ 11:26:

Does the excercise exuiptment come with the house?
the strippers could use those maybe in their routine??

posted by wolf on Wednesday February 7, 2007 @ 12:11:

you mean one of these?

posted by biig on Wednesday February 7, 2007 @ 13:47:

Ahh, they are schwingers! Come time to sell a house, I'd put one of those in my living room just for the fun of prospective buyer reactions.

posted by wolf on Wednesday February 7, 2007 @ 13:53:

and dont forget to put head size dents in the wall behind it heh.

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