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10 Crack Commandments
posted Tuesday September 5, 2006 @ 19:52 by bigass Off-topic

Words to live by, from the dearly departed Notorious BIG. Life lessons follow... humorously enough they are equally applicable in Real Estate investing.

My notes are starred. ;-)

1.Never let no one know
How much dough you hold.*
2.Never let em know your next move.
3.Never trust nobody.
4.Never get high, on your own supply.
5.Never sell no product where you rest at.
6.That God damn credit, dead it.**
7.Keep your family and business completely seperated.
8.Never keep no weight on you.
9.If you ain’t gettin bags stay the fsck from police.***
10.A strong word called consignment, If you ain’t got the clientele say hell no.****

*Except for Equifax and reputable credit reporting agencies

**Only banks and shy's make juice on loans. If you're not building skyscrapers or breaking legs, you don't qualify.

***Or need eviction assistance.

****Translation: Investing on margin is for established portfolios only.

posted by wolf on Tuesday September 5, 2006 @ 19:57:

posted by smeetz on Tuesday September 5, 2006 @ 20:46:

Hey Biggie, Puff Puff Pass!!!!!

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