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wash your face in my sink
posted Saturday August 19, 2006 @ 20:47 by nightwolf Off-topic

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haha ok, that topic has nothing to do with my post, but i figured it would make people click the post out of weird ass curiousity... i am listening to Dream Warriors right now, one of their songs is Wash Your Face In My Sink. anyways...


So today has been a long day for me. Got up at 2am to work at a farmers market. Was in Etobicoke with that until 3pm. Long long day, but was good. Get some good exercise, paid in cash, and if I didn't go, I would have just slept in most of the day anyways. Also get to take whatever I can carry of the left over food we don't sell. Rest goes to the food bank. (Anyone need potatos?) ((Dude! Just thought about it, I miss the potato gun!!!))

After getting home, giving away some food to the neighours, I went into the hot tub to relax, ah was it nice (not as nice as the massage I got on Thursday, but that's another story).

And to top off the night, a nice cold Slushie. (Oh, got another mini story that happened around the Slushie time)...

So I was at Mac's getting the slushie. At the phone booth out front is this high school chick that acted like her life goal is McDonald's standing there, I walk past into the store. There's this old bum-looking-raggy-hair-mid-life-no-where type guy buying smokes. The cashier goes 'are you buying these for someone else?', he says 'nope' all truthfully. So the transaction goes and he walks out. I walk up the pay for the slushie, and go 'hah those are so for the chick outside'. Cashier is like 'ya i figured, what else can I do in a situation like that though?'. I pay, walk out, and yup, old scary dude and lil chickie are walking away together lighting one up. Now at this point I wonder what these two are thinking... The chick is most likely just using the guy to get her addiction, which is pretty sad in itself. But worse is probably the old guy probably waiting for sexual favours in return, which would be very pethetic. Ah, why can't I apply spam filters to society.

(On yet another note, I'm trying to hint to bigass still about all these useless potatos... that would be a good way to end the night.)

posted by wolf on Sunday August 20, 2006 @ 00:48:

on another note, does anyone here speak cat? my cat is driving me nuts. she sits on the floor beside me. if i look at her, she sqinks her eyes then meows, but doesnt do anything else.

posted by theferg on Sunday August 20, 2006 @ 09:11:

I speak cat. It was one of my courses at college.
Your cat is saying "I yearn for a more complex existence. Your ability to rationalize, use logic, and pick things up with your thumbs makes me envious. To join your higher world with its associated freedoms and moments of elation is something I can never be a part of, and that makes me sad. Do you know what its like to live a life where the highlight of your day is finding a sunbeam on the floor at just the right time? But since it depresses me to wish for things I can never experience I will resort to squinting at your and meowing. The depths of my subconscious you shall never know. Meow"

posted by smeetz on Sunday August 20, 2006 @ 09:31:

Spoken like a true pussy......cat

posted by wolf on Sunday August 20, 2006 @ 10:27:

haha thanks ferg, that was enlightening.

posted by Powell on Tuesday August 22, 2006 @ 08:46:

or maybe just...

"attention....me....give"

posted by theferg on Tuesday August 22, 2006 @ 12:06:

dumbed down like a true... man

posted by Powell on Tuesday August 22, 2006 @ 23:17:

naw, you just misinterpreted....common for women.

posted by wolf on Wednesday August 23, 2006 @ 09:42:

heh im stayin out of this one.

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