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posted Friday April 7, 2006 @ 08:06 by bigass Rants

For Sale: 2004 Black BMW 3 series sedan

-Lady driven
-Signal blinkers in mint condition (barely used!)
-Power side mirrors, adjusted to act as makeup mirrors
-Rearview mirror (I think it's there, never checked)
-Slight balding on tires from slaming the brakes while tailgating
-Makeup on ceiling from when that asshole in the jeep swerved towards me honking when I almost cut him off while appying eyeliner.

Price: $(priceless).

posted by wolf on Saturday April 8, 2006 @ 09:28:


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