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Servesa Bithes
posted Saturday December 3, 2005 @ 11:55 by R2K

So i'm in the wounderfull world of Punta Cana right now and......

I find it funny so far i havent been arrested or something.
After a few bar rumbles and stumbles home w/out any memory of how i got home or who's room i ended up in i'm supprised i can be here to type this.

Spend way too much time/money at the casino last night but with all the money i lost i think i've made it back 10fold in the alcohol i consumed last night alone.

Well my time is up for now i think, only because some weird guy is staring over me shoulder yellin something i cant understand. I'll be back monday if they done deport me by then.

peace

posted by wolf on Saturday December 3, 2005 @ 17:58:

cerveza?

posted by randy :) --------dan on Saturday December 3, 2005 @ 19:12:

Well so far i can tell Randy has been Buscar flete without any succsess the women were asking him Jugar a los dos bandos???? he says NO you fucking Tortillera's were are the chicks that want 2 Singar
??

so far i only found 1 and she siad i was Malaoha i hope that is good :)

yea im haveing a great time here i told the maid at the hotell Te la voy a meter de mira quien viene and she smiled at me and gave me her number:) i thaught i was saying thanks :)

yea its fun i have just been haveing a Huevon time on the beach and im about to go Vete A Cagar so i wil let u guys know how it goes :)

posted by R2K on Sunday December 4, 2005 @ 13:17:

yes wolfie it is cerveza, i didnt know how to spell it, only say it in a drunkin slur.
apparently we in the middle of some kind of storm, seeing palm trees fall over is great!
If this keeps up we may now be coming home just now...oh darn

posted by doggy on Sunday December 4, 2005 @ 18:12:

u get it decifered randy :)

posted by annon on Sunday December 4, 2005 @ 18:43:

Hey. Just stumbled across this and found it quite entertaining. I gotta say who ever this Randy guy is he is quite the ladies man.

posted by wolf on Sunday December 4, 2005 @ 18:48:

AHAHHAHA

posted by annon on Sunday December 4, 2005 @ 18:53:

why is that funny?

posted by wolf on Sunday December 4, 2005 @ 19:21:

if you only knew randy...

posted by doggy on Sunday December 4, 2005 @ 22:10:

hahah yea thats pretty funny annon add me 2 your msn :) doggy69247@hotmail.com

who are u ?

posted by R2K on Monday December 5, 2005 @ 05:34:

well annon welcome to the world of Bork.
I made it safely back from the dominician rep. w/out any trips to jail or the hospital!
But as usual there are some good stories that involve customs.
So off to work i am with zero sleep for 2 days, this is going to be fun.

posted by NOT RANDY DAN on Monday December 5, 2005 @ 11:26:

so i guess i cant post any more made up stories about randy people get upset and even wen i posted dan in the title wel i hope it wal all sort out in the was sorry dude

posted by not dan derek on Monday December 5, 2005 @ 14:39:

hehe

posted by not derek me on Monday December 5, 2005 @ 15:02:

hehe i did not understand any of that

posted by derek on Monday December 5, 2005 @ 17:40:

okay now its getting old...

posted by R2K on Tuesday December 6, 2005 @ 08:08:

your old :)

posted by wolf on Tuesday December 6, 2005 @ 11:43:

wow.

posted by R2K on Tuesday December 6, 2005 @ 14:29:

i know, marvel at my great comeback

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