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Mondays... um, I mean Thursdays...
posted Thursday October 27, 2005 @ 08:18 by bigass Rants

Do you ever have the type of morning where all you want is a coffee and a cherry danish from Timmy Ho's(tm) and all will be right with the world?

Then you get to the drive through after braving the traffic and line ups only to have the following dialog:

Me: "Cherry danish"
TH: "No, we don't have any of those"
Me: "Um.. Ok"
TH: ...
Me: "..So what do you have?"
TH: "Two delightful flavors, Toasted Rotten Crab apple and Brown Sugar Maple Ointment"
Me: "Do you have any flavors that people might actually want?"
TH: "Yes, cherry is very popular"
Me: "Just give me the coffee."

Then you get stuck 5 cars back behind a fucking bitch turning right out of Timmy's, applying eyeliner with an amount care and attention that you wish she could only apply to driving. Sitting stopped at a red light, turning right (signaling), no traffic in sight, 8 cars sitting behind waiting while you apply makeup sitting through the red light and finally make your turn when the light turns green, weaving and dodging in the passing lane doing 5 under the speed limit while finishing your makeup.

I honestly don't think I could maintain my sanity if forced to commute a long distance to work.

posted by R2K on Thursday October 27, 2005 @ 08:43:

well thank god u only have 3 miles to get to work, i dont think the world could handle u loosing your sanity while driving to work.
If i was u, i would of given the chickita a nice little ove tap with my bumper....fucked up her make-up, and prayed that she came out of teh car to yell at me.
I would've grabbed my ICE SCRAPER all ghetto like and when she was done yelling say..."u know your make-up is messed up??"

thenstand in defence with my ice scraper

posted by valerian on Thursday October 27, 2005 @ 17:39:

urgh what a terrible week full of sexual harassment, filing a complaint with human rights, and being out of a job. oye.. If I go to sleep tonight will it be January? can't wait for school to start :S

posted by irish man :) on Friday November 11, 2005 @ 07:58:

ooooo the drama i pitty ya poor little sole lassie

posted by irish man :) on Friday November 11, 2005 @ 08:00:

ooooo the drama i pitty ya poor little sole lassie

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