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question 4 u all
posted Friday September 16, 2005 @ 06:46 by doggy69247 Off-topic

i thaught it was pretty funny

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By
giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

You are on the Gulf Coast, New Orleans to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water. He is fighting for
his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realise who it is. It's George W. Bush!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take Him under ... forever. You have two options - you can save the life of G.W. Bush or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful men.
So here's the question, and please give an honest answer:

Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?

posted by doggy on Friday September 16, 2005 @ 06:52:

another good one hahaha


A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in
the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that
we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket!"

posted by doggy on Friday September 16, 2005 @ 07:00:

wel today was prety eventfull and funny day work sucked as usual but we had a production meanting yaaay an hours brake 2 sit in a room and nearly fall asleap :)



this indian guy not packi a native i should say came in and was telling us all about SAFETY yaay what a boaring ass leture nobody listened


the guy was at the front of the room and he was sitting on a table swinging his legs telling us his bs


after about 3 quarters of an hiur the guy starts 2 figet around then he starts banging his leg on the table leg then he gets off the table and is stumbleing around stomping his feat and grabbing the table 4 suport the room is quite noisy with chatter from 50 guys or so i start 2 chuckle and then i said to the guy beside me "looks like he wants it 2 rain today"" just as the entire room goes quiet i said this typikal then everybody starts laughing soo loud and nobody could stop it would calm down then somebody would just crack up again and the guy never heard what i said he was all confused looking at us all for like 5 mins whilst we tried 2 be quiet but couldent it was verry funny at the time :)


the then asked whats so funny whilst stomping 1 foot on the ground and we all set off again in laughter


that brightened up the rest of the day :)

ps WORK SUCKS

posted by doggy on Friday September 16, 2005 @ 07:04:

he had pins and needles in his feat :)

posted by theferg on Friday September 16, 2005 @ 08:48:

sweetie, you're priceless!

posted by smeetz on Friday September 16, 2005 @ 09:17:

Ferg, teach your sweetie how to write proper english!!

posted by smeetz on Friday September 16, 2005 @ 09:18:

response to the bush joke..

wide angle lense or zoom??

posted by Guest on Friday September 16, 2005 @ 16:47:

i noticed the mistakes but it wouldent let me fix them i put in my password and i get blank page :(

sweetie ha whatever

posted by theferg on Saturday September 17, 2005 @ 06:00:

you got a fuckin problem what I call my boyfriend?

And dude, stop with the trying to fix mistakes...thats not what bork is about...bork is about letting people be themselves...these ranting english posts with no punctuation are a staple here...
If you've got time to attemtpt to fix Doggy's mistakes you've got WAY too much time on your hands

posted by biig on Saturday September 17, 2005 @ 12:52:

Ok, deep breathes everybody. Geez.

posted by not a guest :) (doggy) on Sunday September 18, 2005 @ 21:34:

holy shit steph called me doggy :) hahahahah


better get used 2 it in england nobody knows my real name :) everybody called me doggy even my school teatchers :)

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