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posted Sunday June 20, 2004 @ 15:19 by nightwolf News

okay, so i have a lot of invites left. im willing to give them out to the _few_ people that actually do come to this website. so in the comments, gimme a good reason why it should be you... update inside...

update: due to overload of people wanting these things, i need to beef up the competition. best way right now you can get one is if you write BORK on yourself and take a pic. if you have a creative idea to incorporate bork into a picture, that would probably work too, but a real pic, not an edited on the puter pic. see what would you do... for some recent stuff...

posted by wolf on Sunday June 20, 2004 @ 18:39:

okay so some people are writing BORK on themselves and sending me the pics. im all for that! ill post them up later when i have enough for a good collection.

my favorite line so far today:
<InfinityB> man, if i was a chick, i would put it on my breasts

posted by wolf [website] on Sunday June 20, 2004 @ 20:39:

see the website link above this... funny shit starting...

posted by R2K on Monday June 21, 2004 @ 05:46:

funny shit indeed, so far so good people, but let's get a little more shall i say...evil (pinky at mouth). Like shaving BORK into the side of your dog or somthing

posted by Jordan McMillan on Monday June 21, 2004 @ 12:41:

Well my ISP (I used to work for them) has gotten new anti-spam software and its blocking important emails and they say its not blocking them but I get people asking me if I got their email and I'm just like nope. I need new email, but I like the short address. I would like a gmail account so i don't have to get something like hotmail and have some huge addresses with underscores and numbers in it.

posted by JLN on Monday June 21, 2004 @ 13:09:

Well I need a gmail account becuase I am an Internet nerd who is getting carpel tunnel from pressing F5 on the Gmachine URL. Please for the love of toast grant me one true wish and send an invite my way. I will never know the loving embrace of a good woman but I will always have my gmail account!!!!



posted by Stephen on Monday June 21, 2004 @ 14:22:

Want to find out more about Gmail therefore would appreciate a invite. Google has done a fantastic job at creating this craze for accounts like the Dutch did for tulip bulbs. May I have another to pass out as well?Thanks!

posted by Chris on Monday June 21, 2004 @ 16:20:

Why do I deserve a Gmail invite? I really don't have a good answer, but I'm working on a comic book with a friend of mine. And if you give me a Gmail invite, I'll create a comic book character with your name. A bit commercial, but I'll give anything a try.

posted by Brian on Monday June 21, 2004 @ 19:33:

hey its my b-day today and a gmail invite would be the coolest thing.thanx!

posted by Sam on Monday June 21, 2004 @ 20:32:

I did visit your site and that
is what you were asking for.

posted by wolf [website] on Monday June 21, 2004 @ 21:50:

can you guys get more creative? if ya got a camera, get some weird action shot with BORK incorporated in it somehow. that would win me over.

posted by Chris on Monday June 21, 2004 @ 22:09:

My dog wants me to have a Gmail account.

posted by wolf on Monday June 21, 2004 @ 22:38:

have your dog show me how much he loves bork by wearing a BORK collar.

or for bonus points like r2k said, shave BORK into the side of your dog, you will get multiple invites for that!

posted by biig [website] on Monday June 21, 2004 @ 22:44:

I still have 3 invites burning a hole in my pocket, just waiting for someone to send me a crazy pic involving BORK, or possibly ''...

posted by Chris on Monday June 21, 2004 @ 23:31:

My last try. If i really shaved my dog. I doubt I'd be alive to enjoy a Gmail account. At least I gave it a try.

posted by wolf on Monday June 21, 2004 @ 23:34:

how about some finger paint, draw on him, snap pic, then wash it off. no harm done.

posted by Catch-22 [website] on Tuesday June 22, 2004 @ 09:37:

because none of my mates have any and I want reciprocate your selflessness to them :)
I'll even send you a thankyou email if you send me one :D (kids these manners :P)

posted by Chris on Tuesday June 22, 2004 @ 15:29:

If I give you a hand, will you give me a Gmail invite? (My dog ran away when it saw the poster paint.)

posted by Rob on Tuesday June 22, 2004 @ 17:52:

i currently have no e-mail and heard gmail was great but my friends have no more invites. if you have one for me, you can sen it to my friend's e-mail, the one i put in. mar it "for steve". i would greatly appritiate it.

posted by vash on Tuesday June 22, 2004 @ 18:19:

I should get one....cuz I LOVE YOU MAN!!!! (please?) thanks in it to!

posted by Catch-22 [website] on Tuesday June 22, 2004 @ 20:18: my email wrong in my 1st post - see I'm going crazy D:!!

posted by wolf on Tuesday June 22, 2004 @ 22:36:

man some people are pethetic at their efforts... case in point:

Name: Amit Patel
From: Friend
Comment: do i dserve gmail, Ive been viewing this site for a long time

ok buddy, i checked the logs, your first hit was tonight, and that was from gmailmachine, then you posted that comment and left, nice try there.

posted by Mike on Tuesday June 22, 2004 @ 23:01:

i need one for school so if u can help me that would be very nice

posted by Jaime on Tuesday June 22, 2004 @ 23:26:

I'd love it if I could have a Gmail invite so my poor F5 key won't continue on its rapid descent to death. I've been trying to win an invite at the GMail Machine and other like contests with no luck at all.

Also, I'm sick of having 4 email accounts for different things just so I can be 50% sure I even get my emails in the first place. Having Gmail with its large storage capabilities would be awesome.

Thanks for considering me!


posted by wolf on Wednesday June 23, 2004 @ 08:48:

i just gave out 2 this morning to people that sent in pics. good work so far.

posted by jeff on Wednesday June 23, 2004 @ 14:42:

i need a gmail invite because all of the flying dolphin monkeys are pulling out popcorn and bludgening my hairless hyena.

posted by Andrew on Thursday June 24, 2004 @ 07:58:

I have know realized that clicking the refresh button with my mouse has made me realise it sounds like noise of a horse (clip-clop clip-clop)
thanx for the chance

posted by Powell on Thursday June 24, 2004 @ 17:07:

You really need to add that link to the people who have signed the guest book-like link you got up there Wolf.

Got a Gmail account allready though and it looks like a nice email system they have running.

posted by wolf on Saturday June 26, 2004 @ 01:38:

we have a new winner, best submission ever so far for an invite... see the video link on the whatwouldyoudo page...

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