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Fucking Owen Sound
posted Thursday November 28, 2002 @ 07:06 by R2K

Well this past week i spend in a lovely place called Owen Sound. Now, forget anything nice that you all know about this place. It really sucks.
I was there to open an EB Games store and after the second day i realized that people there barely have a T.V let alone a video game system. In a place where every 3rd person has a cowboy hat i worry (trench coat mafia in tha house). Man i felt out of place.
We went to a strip joint one night and they had a 3 girl rotation on stage. when the girls were done they came off stage and went to sit with their husbands or fathers. The only good looking one was like 35 with a lovely 80's hair do.
But on the bright side, the beer was cheaper than a starbucks coffee.
Now back in the store, the security alarm guys fucked up....they just didn't come in to put the alarm in. so they sent a security guard over, well he has to be outside and it's the fucking tundra out there and he has no car. So he goes to get some one with a car. No one with a car can come. so that means that one of us has to stey in the store over nigth (security reasons). And guess who does..me. I got to camp out in the store....wahoo.
i made me a bed out of plastic bags, box's and bubble paper.
I've never seen a place where the weather's so fucked either. One minute it sunny out and stuff, t-shirt weather. i go to the can, and when i come out it's like fucking nunavut out there.
I think i saw one cop and one cab driver in the whole 4 days. My guess is the cops and the cab drivers are the same people to save on space and car expense.

it's like a larger ridgetown...i shiver when i say that.
Man that place sucks



posted by Riley on Wednesday June 18, 2008 @ 18:35:

AMEN LOL

posted by Reply on Wednesday November 12, 2008 @ 23:23:

Owen Sound might not be the best place in the world. But I'd much rather live there than to have grown up in a city/town which produces arrogant, ill-mannered pieces of shit like yourself. I'd bet my left nut that you are from either the GTA or even 'Mordor' itself; that would be Toronto, in case you couldn't figure that one out. You're exactly the type of asshole we don't want, and don't need in this area. We'd take a cowboy hat wearing hick over a complete waste of life like yourself anyday...Go drink alot and then take a long drive you fuckin' degenerate.

posted by ian on Monday December 15, 2008 @ 04:52:

Owen Sound would be a great place if it wasnt for some of the ignorant people who live there.I know what im talking about, i lived there for 5 years.Hypocrites,gossips,sitting on the sidelines downtown making fun of people while they go to work and making all kinds of trouble for them behind their backs.Thats why there are so many ex owen sounders.Yeah,we've got your number.Banish the descent people and keep the street bums.Good job.Just because you think the worst of people doesnt mean you know them.And Ill bet youd have to bet your left nut as you're probably broke with no job.

posted by ian on Monday December 15, 2008 @ 05:01:

Owen Sound would be a great place if it wasnt for some of the ignorant people who live there.I know what im talking about, i lived there for 5 years.Hypocrites,gossips,sitting on the sidelines downtown making fun of people while they go to work and making all kinds of trouble for them behind their backs.Thats why there are so many ex owen sounders.Yeah,we've got your number.Banish the descent people and keep the street bums.Good job.Just because you think the worst of people doesnt mean you know them.And Ill bet youd have to bet your left nut as you're probably broke with no job.

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