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And the asshole of the day is...
posted Monday July 4, 2005 @ 17:50 by theferg News

Basically anyone who drove through the intersection of Yonge and York Mills this afternoon between 4 and 4:30

I swear to God I've never seen a more greedy, selfish, immature group of morons all congregating in the same place. In the 4 minutes that I was actually near the intersection I saw 2 "almost accidents" (both of which totally deserved the damage they would have sustained) and about 300 selfish morons who forgot what to do when a light is out!

It was like on the Simpsons when Homer's plant does a fire drill - theres that one guy thats running in a cirlce screaming "what do i do what do i do what do i do" and he finally grabs a fire extinguisher and takes some guy out whos running by. Exactly like that but with cars. Very sad. The only way I got through safely was by teaming up with a truck beside me who I used as cover (I'm sure he was thinking the same thing about me but the opposite way lol).

Oh ya and black civic ASTA 691, either take a nap, or sober up: DON'T DRIVE ON THE 404 IF YOU CAN'T STAY IN YOUR LANE! If my cellphone hadn't been out of batteries you would have won yourself a tip off to the cops.

Ferg off to bed early :|

posted by R2K on Tuesday July 5, 2005 @ 05:49:

Well at least he didnt have his signal on, you would've had to throw your bra at him to get his attention

posted by Guest on Tuesday July 5, 2005 @ 07:39:

it wasnt just at yonge and York mills, all the idiots were out yesterday. the combination of traffic lights not working, rush hour, and a little rain makes people forget the rules of the road, and lose all common courtesy to the drivers around them. i was trying to turn left at a pretty busy intersection, and a big 18-wheeler had the front end on one side of the intersection and the ass end on the other side...completely blocking the intersection, and even after the light went red he had nowhere to go and continued to hold everyone up! way to deserve a gold star!!

posted by BANDIT on Tuesday July 5, 2005 @ 11:01:

I had a wonderfully short and care-free ride home along Mulock Dr. (the only street I need to go on to get to and from work). Hope it makes everyone a little more cheerful to know that at least all the idiots seem to stay further south.

posted by R2K on Tuesday July 5, 2005 @ 17:23:

not all the idiots, apparently some only have to take one street, i think its called mulock

posted by theferg on Tuesday July 5, 2005 @ 19:42:

Them be fightin words

posted by biig on Tuesday July 5, 2005 @ 22:27:

Ya! R2K, I challenge you to a duel! Wait, I take two streets... Mulock and Yonge.

posted by bandit on Wednesday July 6, 2005 @ 08:38:

By the way R2K, how is that top notch, fast car of yours doing? Oh, wait, I forgot, YOU DRIVE A JEEP. Well, you can't win them all. I'll be thinking about you puttering along on your way home in all that traffic, as I sit at home and have a beer.

posted by wolf on Friday July 8, 2005 @ 18:29:

ass of the day: ANFL 363
some shitty old k car thing.
guy kept cutting up the onramps on hw400 today cause it was bad traffic.
funny thing is that the whole time he'd get ahead of me for like 1 minute, then he was like 10 cars back again. when i got off the highway, he was behind again, when if he kept his ass put, he would have been ahead.
stupid kids.

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