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posted Monday May 9, 2005 @ 18:28 by theferg News

I think we FINALLY have a solid plan for May 24

Now as I've told everybody numerous times, I still will not believe it until we actually arrive at the cottage (alone I might add). It looks like I might be the unprepared packer this year (Scott and Chris your time may be up).
Since I am still a doubting Thomas, does anyone else want to organize the deets for this "so called" cottage trip? Final head count? Food and such? Time and date of departure?

I suppose ANY plan will beat May 24 a few years ago. Tenting at Mikes boat, frost on the ground, freezing your ass off *alone* while a certain someone is tripping off shrooms and puking in the bathroom. Jolly good times :)

Ferg out

posted by Powell on Monday May 9, 2005 @ 19:43:

Well, I will assume Josh will be leading us up there in one or two cars, enough food for the friday night - Sunday morning, maybe Josh can fill us in on whether or not there is a grocery store nearby. He has room for 6 I believe maybe more if we bring up cots, but I dont think we will have more than 6.

If we cannot all leave together then Josh can provide directions for those comming up later than he is. Other than that there is no real need to stress over any "preperations".

If you are worried about a space to sleep, call ahead or bring a cot (or ask someone else to, I'll probably bring mine incase). If you dont think you will have food, ask if there is a store nearby there, or bring enough for yourself. If you dont know when to leave, ask Josh when he is heading up, or post here when your available to leave and we can arrange rides if needed.

posted by wolf on Monday May 9, 2005 @ 23:06:

im guessing Josh has a lot to do with the cottage? hes mentioned 4 times there heh.

posted by R2K on Tuesday May 10, 2005 @ 05:42:

Oh boy here we go,
there area alot of us going up (more than 6. Me, alyssa, skot, chris, dan, stef, josh, mike and maybe pitman and nat.
also not to forget skot plus 1 and mike plus one (ski-do).
8 in total. i'm driving, but can only fit 2 people thinking we need 3 cars.

I will work friday till like 5 and believe i am the last person to get off work. Alyssa will meet me at my place and all of you will meet at josh's at 5:30!!!!!! no later. you all should be organized by the time i get there and we leave by 6.

since this trip is about a 4hr drive (also in cottage traffic maybe longer) we do need to be in the road asap.
since we are getting up there so late, we should have some food (snack and breakfast) at least brought up. also prices are a little exspensive there due to cottage price rapage

as for sleeping, we figure that out later, but bring somthing just to be safe.

I'm bringing a bigger TV (better than the 14' one there) and my xbox (remember it plays dvd's) andmovies adn crap-feel free to bring some too.

posted by biig on Tuesday May 10, 2005 @ 09:12:

K.. ya. I've spoken with Josh and he really doesn't want to plan this thing to death. I don't know why he's incommunicado.. but I'm with him and Chris on it, no need to stress about preparations - just try to relax and it will sort itself out. Promise.

posted by bandit on Tuesday May 10, 2005 @ 11:31:

im off at 2pm on friday, so if everyone else is working, i can take care of any last minute stuff any of you need. just get my number off randy, and let me know.

posted by R2K on Tuesday May 10, 2005 @ 16:51:

O.k. alyssa off at 2:00....
shower hair
we may have to leave saturday guys

posted by wolf on Tuesday May 10, 2005 @ 19:13:

dont forget to factor in the scott time zone... ;)

posted by R2K on Tuesday May 10, 2005 @ 22:30:

Maybe sunday.....

posted by biig [website] on Wednesday May 11, 2005 @ 08:06:

And of course Randy will need to get a coffee, meet someone at Zavida and get into conversation. So better say Mid-Sunday... ;)

posted by bandit on Wednesday May 11, 2005 @ 15:42:

Randy, don't even start with the whole hair thing. you are the worst at getting ready, especially now that you have that shag!

posted by BigDaddy on Wednesday May 11, 2005 @ 16:38:

All right, guess it's time for me to put my 2 cents in on this whole thing, since it is my cottage after all. Yes, it would be a good idea to get togther to finalize plans for the cottage. This friday or saturday night would be good. There are 6 beds at the cottage, 2 double beds, 3 twins and 1 pull out couch. Plan on bringing your own sheets to save on us having to do laundry. As for vehicles, we may need three, as there is a potential for there being 9 people going. HOwever if, we pack properly, we should only need two.
There is a grocery store near the cottage, about a 10 minuite drive away, but because it is a small town expect to add about 20% to all of their prices. A trip to Costco one night before we go shoud be able to get us enough food for 3 days, with only the need for thigs like milk and eggs once we get there. Also, there is an LCBO in town, but having our stuff ready before we go would be a good idea. As for any other question or concerns, I guess we can address them on friday night. If not email me, msn me or call me and we'll figure it out.

posted by Guest on Wednesday May 11, 2005 @ 18:29:

so looks like its every man and there dog going now mmmmmmmmmmmm

i duno but the last time with 6 of us ther it was prety packed :)

and its only a weekend guy u need 2 bring all the dance dance and tv's ?? the cottage is in the countryside by the lake 4 a reason not so people can bring the city 2 the country this is like the fucking city slickers movie

fish and relax have a beer or 2 mmm

posted by R2K on Thursday May 12, 2005 @ 05:38:

I remember when we went to the cottage for the whole week last time all we did was that (slightly due to rain)

And i know if i dont it will, would rather have it there and not use it then not bring it and wish i did.

posted by biig [website] on Thursday May 12, 2005 @ 07:47:

Yep.. that (played video games) and Dutch Blitz while drunk off our asses. Ahhh, good times. Steph, if there's only room for DB or food, you know which has to come ;)

posted by Powell on Friday May 13, 2005 @ 14:20:


posted by Big Daddy on Friday May 13, 2005 @ 18:10:

Well, sincie I'm not seeming to get anywhere with this, I guess I just have do it on my own. I want to be on the road no later than 6:30 pm on friday, as it is a 4+ hour drive to the cottage. Add in the fact we have to stop by my grandparents for the keys and for written directions, we need to be on the road as soon as possible.
Secondly, Randy, Mike and Myself are driving. Randy Has the Sonata, Mike in his Explorer and me in the Van. We will split up who is going with whom on friday, but having an idea before hand can save time and get us on the road sooner.
Third, plan on taking some food with you. We will NOT be stopping to go grocery shopping on the way out, and no stores will be open until the saturday. If you want snacks and breakfast for friday night/saturday morining, you need to bring it with you.
Fourth, there will be no bedding or towels provided, so bring your own. If that means just a sleeping bag, or a set of sheets, that's your call. I don't want to have to do laundry for everyone after we leave.
Fifth, as for seado's and dogs, you will need to talk with me about taking them. Personally I am against them going. There will be young children and small dogs there, so Lexus would have to be leashed the whole time. As for the Seado's, the only launching ramp is in town, and there is not a dock we are free to use at the cottage, so keeping them in the lake is totally at the cost of who ever brings them.
I hate to sound like a dick about all of this, but it has been getting me really stressed out these last few days. This is supposed to be a relaxing trip, but not doing any planning just leads to more problems. If anyone needs more information or has problems with this stuff, call or email me ASAP, or I will take this as final and be planning around it. Again, sorry to be such a cock about it, but it needed to be done.

posted by wolf on Friday May 13, 2005 @ 18:57:

lexus on a leash? oh the horrors!

posted by biig on Friday May 13, 2005 @ 22:26:

Mike's not coming.

posted by theferg on Saturday May 14, 2005 @ 11:48:

ya I was going to mention that mikes not coming...
one other thing is that I can't make it friday night...have to work till 7, can't get out of it...dan and i were planning on coming up on the saturday am if that is still ok...that would make 3 vehicles i guess right? randy, you(josh) and barney....the other issue is jay and lisa? has anyone heard if they are driving on their own or they need a ride? jay are you listening? we need to work out transportation bud...

lex is totally not coming - i wouldn't bring her anywhere unless a)the owners were used to having dogs around and b) she was specifically invited...and yes wolfie she does know what a leash is - soon enough she will know nothing but the leash (f*&ing government)

so back to the cottage if worst case scenerio jay and lisa come in a differnet car would barney being the 4th car be a problem? also if we were to steal chris' canoe can it be launched from the cottage? or is it like the seado and it has to be in town cuz then we'll just not bring it...

ferg out

posted by jay on Saturday May 14, 2005 @ 17:45:

Jay and Lisa are coming. However, Lisa works til 5 pm on friday. So, we can do our very best to get up to newmarket for 6:30pm or if someone wants to pick us up on the way to the cottage we will be ready. (We're at 404 and Sheppard)

Ferg, I was trying to keep me coming to the cottage a secret, but I'm here, I'll fill you in at the cottage. Maybe we can figure out the driving arrangements, worse case, maybe Lisa and I can catch a ride with Ferg and Dan.

R2K, I need to talk to ya about something, can you email me your cell number and/or your work number.

Um, I should be on msn this coming week for sure. Outz

posted by theferg on Saturday May 14, 2005 @ 18:29:

Jay, everyone knew you were coming - keeping it a secret and telling half the group doesn't really work out well :)
Also "on the way to the cottage" is technically north I'm assuming, and YOU my friend are definetly south at 404 and sheppard :)
Ferg out

posted by Jay on Saturday May 14, 2005 @ 18:33:

I thought Josh's cottage was east, like north of Kingston. I know everyone knew that I was coming.

posted by R2K on Saturday May 14, 2005 @ 19:02:

Its past kingston in brockville which means a lond drive down the 401

so jay is on the way for say,
one of us just may,
drive your ass.

posted by doggy on Sunday May 15, 2005 @ 20:46:

lond ???? what kind of driveing is that ???

hahaha ok i thaught scott was comeing up with us??? skott?

if so that wil be 3 of us and u know how scott packs :) so i think barny wil be fully loaded i duno weather 5 and all the stuff wil fit and not get an an arguament sho is poking who and why jay it taking up all the rokm and whats that smell ????

so i think it would be best if jay and lisa got a ride with josh

that is if what i know so far is corect???

we are setting of on saturday earlyish and wil be getting there 12ish i think the trafik wilnot be as bad on the saturday !!

any points or questions ??

o yea josh do u have an adress or an intersection so we can mapquest it or somethin thanks guy :)

posted by doggy on Monday May 16, 2005 @ 04:56:

u can drive up ere u guys have 2 cars now :) and leave your car in our driveway it wil be ok i have left my windows open and even a doar and sunroof and my deck stil in there cd's on the seat and nobody ever toutched it :) hahaha

that wil make it easier and if u bring the cavaleer it wil be megga safe:) who wants one of them ????

posted by Jay on Monday May 16, 2005 @ 09:57:

Josh, you need to take the 401 to get to your cottage right?

so, instead of us driving up to newmarket and getting there right at 6:30, you can come pick us up on the way to the 401. If you want too, were right at 404 and Sheppard (Fairview mall.) If not, then we'll have to figure out alternate plans. Who is all going up on the friday night?

posted by Powell on Monday May 16, 2005 @ 15:05:

Seems like everything is working out, no one is overworked (in terms of planning), and people are talking (for once)...I'm not sure what there is in terms of stress, but this typing messages stuff doesnt seem too stressfull for myself.

Randy, Josh, Steph, driving

Randy + Josh leaving around 6:30



Step­h­ leaving Sat Morning or Late Friday night (doubt it though)

Barney (+Canoe)
-Jay/Lisa (possibly, but doubt it)

The canoe can be launched off any shore just by carrying it there, there is no need to bring it to town, it can be stored at the side of the cottage or put back on the car for overnight if needed (for whatever strange reason). It shouldnt be an issue unless someone for some reason feels stressed over Steph and Dan bringing a canoe...anyone?...anyone get stressed over canoes?, no? good.


Food for Friday night/Sat morning
Bedding/sleeping bag/Cotts just incase
Swimming gear (if your brave), clothes, change of underwear (please), and toiletries...any other questions there, ask your mommy.
Common Sense (some might be short on that)
Whatever you can fit and need to have a good time (alcohol gets priority)

I dont see why we couldnt pick up Jay and Lisa outside of somewhere at 404/Sheppard...Fairview is at Don Mills/Shepp btw...but close enough I guess, Josh and Jay should chose a location though (and dont stress about picking someone up).

If anyone is stressing at this point in time about anything, give me a call and I'll tell ya how to get rid of it (905) 898-4954. Although I see absolutely NO reason why anyone should be stressing, especially since we all should just be following Josh's guidlines and giving him any information about ourselves that we can...which we have here.

If you didnt catch the tone, I am harping on the fact that we (yes our whole group) seems to create stress out of nothing. There is absolutely nothing stressfull about scheduling a weekend at a cottage, people just have to communicate, both the person who knows all the details about the destination and those that are going with said person. Planning?...use common sense, dont worry about everything, just worry about your part and making sure that the person who is in charge of the destination knows your part. Stress is two finals on Monday, two on Tuesday, and one on Wed. Stress is pulling off a baby, full time job, and nightschool....not planning a weekend at a cottage, that just needs communication.

Get it, got it, good...

I'll take a Coke and a Smile please.

posted by biig on Monday May 16, 2005 @ 15:25:

For Randy:

Looks like no Mr. Weir,
I might shed a tear;
Poetry on Bork is queer.


posted by doggy on Monday May 16, 2005 @ 18:16:

whooo chris is stressng over the no stress issue

chill chris :) he he

posted by Powell on Monday May 16, 2005 @ 18:52:

I'm chillin, just very tired...

posted by R2K on Tuesday May 17, 2005 @ 05:58:

Skot can rhyme,
you call up Dre for an interview yet?
i thought you (skot) was going up with the barny crew on sat??

jay and lisa i guess we can pick you up :)
its a better idea for us to get you. Call josh to figure it out as u will most likely be in his van.

i'm dabating on bringing the old dreamcast so we can have some good old worms battles.

posted by wolf on Tuesday May 17, 2005 @ 19:40:

damn. dont think we've had this many comments on one post heh.

posted by biig on Wednesday May 18, 2005 @ 07:51:

Lets see if we can crash bork...

I just confirmed that what I had to do on Friday, I'm not going to be doing, so I'll be available to go up whenever now (Friday or Saturday).

posted by Powell on Wednesday May 18, 2005 @ 23:02:

Bring that new worms game...that looks good.

posted by R2K on Thursday May 19, 2005 @ 05:41:

One step ahead of ya Powell
yay skot come up on fri.
boo Alyssa bailed out

posted by Jay on Thursday May 19, 2005 @ 12:22:

So, what's happening now. Alyssa's out, Ferg's a maybe..

Do we just want to make this a guys weekend??

posted by Jay on Thursday May 19, 2005 @ 12:24:

So it would be, Chris, Josh, Nat, Randy, Dan, Scott and myself and maybe Mike if he's still up for it.

posted by biig on Thursday May 19, 2005 @ 13:45:

What's up with Ferg? Is she still down for the count with strep?

Josh said that Nat wasn't coming.

So Jay, Scott, Chris, Josh, Randy, Dan, possibly mike?

posted by Jay on Thursday May 19, 2005 @ 14:25:

Mike's not going

posted by doggy on Thursday May 19, 2005 @ 19:23:

steph is going 2 come she feels like shit but better than be4 its just a cough now and she sounds like a man :)

and it says jay in the list were is lisa??? and what happened 2 alissa or however u spell her name

posted by Jay on Thursday May 19, 2005 @ 20:30:

Lisa is coming. So that makes, Josh, Randy, Scott, Chris, Dan, Ferg, Lisa and myself.

Let's get our party on!!!

Star Wars fucking Ruled!!

posted by starwars if for kids on Thursday May 19, 2005 @ 21:01:


posted by Guest on Thursday May 19, 2005 @ 21:44:

uh why does doggy have a smiley face after saying steph sounds like a man?

posted by Powell on Friday May 20, 2005 @ 05:19:

Adds spice to their relationship...

posted by R2K on Friday May 20, 2005 @ 05:57:

Star Wars actually sucks monkey balls.
i cant believe i stayed up and went to the midnight show and only got 3 hrs of sleep mthat night to watch a movie that you already know what is going to happen.

posted by Guest on Friday May 20, 2005 @ 10:22:

I can believe it ;-)

posted by theferg on Friday May 20, 2005 @ 12:38:

star wars is for losers
and dan put a smiley face because instead of taking care of me when i'm sick, he enjoys making fun of me :(

posted by Powell on Friday May 20, 2005 @ 13:00:

Making fun of you doesnt mean he isnt taking care of you...afterall, you have to be alive to be able to hear what he is saying.

posted by R2K on Friday May 20, 2005 @ 16:19:

Dan...make fun of stef......never

posted by wolf on Friday May 20, 2005 @ 19:02:

hope the highway is good to you guys. tons of cops out there. i saw at least 5 of highway 400 coming home that had cars pulled over. so lame, one of the busiest weekends and they will probably cause more accidents then preventing.

hey, lets distrupt traffic so we can cash in on some people that just wanna get away for a few days.

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