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fat fuck cops aaaaggghhhhh
posted Thursday March 3, 2005 @ 07:12 by doggy69247 News

i drive into mc donalds my friend wans it be4 he gets home the time is 7;30AM this fat bastard cop is getting his free mc donalds as usual 2 add 2 his omence fat self and he is stairing at me the whole time so then ge gets his order all 30lb of it and drives away as it seemed no the fucker blocks me in and comes to the window u been drinking??? wtf kind of question is that its 7;30 am on a monday morning what the fuck do u think then he procided to give me a warning because i installed my new boddy kit and forgot 2 put the lisenceplate on the car AAAASSSSHHHHOOOLLLEEESSSS u beter not have had a warning be4 about this i told u cop i installed it yesturday how the fuck can i have gotten a warning eh ????? u se your brain and go get fat somewere else

posted by R2K on Thursday March 3, 2005 @ 12:23:

Well i must say, Dans typing abilities have gotten way better. I actually understood 90% of that.
Aslo, how the fuck do you forget to put you plate on.
Oh well, i give it about 2 weeks b4 you get pulled over again, just for the hell of it.

posted by Guest on Thursday March 3, 2005 @ 13:25:

my plate just fell off again, but not by my assistance this time. the zip ties holding it on snapped, i saw it just before it fell off totally. its in my backseat right now, im waiting for a cop to pull me over anytime now.

ive still got a court date coming up this month for no plate and a few other things heh.

posted by R2K on Thursday March 3, 2005 @ 15:58:

You better keep your drug smuggling and pitbull avenging self on the down low for a bit.

posted by Guest on Thursday March 3, 2005 @ 16:41:

u try ceep it on the downlow with a civic that is lime green at the front grey and purple and looks like a monster of some kind :)

posted by theferg on Friday March 4, 2005 @ 18:16:

hey its MY car with the pro pit bull signs on it, not dan's ;)
I should start keeping a log about how many times dan gets pulled far I think we're averaging one a month

posted by wolf on Friday March 4, 2005 @ 21:46:

dan is slowly catching up to me heh. i think i still hold the record.

posted by R2K on Saturday March 5, 2005 @ 09:04:

Shit, i didn't know it was a competition. I better start working on catching up/

posted by wolf on Saturday March 5, 2005 @ 14:38:

good luck randy. me and dan have a huge head start.

posted by R2K on Sunday March 6, 2005 @ 09:33:

I'll just take the roof and my plates off and plan some really mad electro really loud. That ought to get me some attention and pulled over

posted by biig on Sunday March 6, 2005 @ 15:52:

"It's not hip-hop.. it's electrooo"

posted by Guest on Sunday March 6, 2005 @ 20:50:

hehehe yea derik the difference between me and u is u get tickets hehehehe i have 1 bs mufler ticket:)

it was funny i was pulled over on the way 2 that shitty movie emm constanteen or should i say the pope and all that eveil wooooooo

i saw the cop on the other side of young slamm on and u turn so i had allready pulled over while he was doing the u turn and he got all confused that he dident need lights or sirens he aprotched the car all wierd and asked me if i was stoned :) hehehe and why did i pull over

i get pulled over all the time and i can sence it buy now hehe he asked me if i was wanted for anything i said no im unwanted and i hade a sad face he laughed he was an ok cop besides the fact that he pulled me over :)

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