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Love That Snow!!!!!!!!!!!
posted Thursday December 23, 2004 @ 18:13 by R2K News

I only gotz 3 words to say

4-WHEEL DRIVE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man i was like a little kid on his first day of school this morning. I had no idea what it was like outside until i opened the garage door and saw the 1ft of snow.

A smile came to my face as i put the jeep 4,
and peeled it out of the driveway
doing 30 or more

On Tonka i yelled as we went through
intersections with glee,
laughing at all driveing slow
who were in such displee

Driving past all others
like i was in a tank,
laughing at all the volvo's
that were in the snow bank

Oh what fun driving it is
driving in the snow,
i just might have to
stop by moe's

Oh this was fun
to do that this year,
maybe i will try it later
with one...maybe 2 beer

woh, that just came out off the top of my head, man dristan rocks!!!

posted by dan on Friday December 24, 2004 @ 00:29:

u are on crack your jeep has an engin as big as my little honda in it and if the us soljers had a teel tank the oposition would laugh themselfs 2 death :)

posted by R2K on Friday December 24, 2004 @ 07:32:

It makes for easy kill'n

posted by theferg on Friday December 24, 2004 @ 10:00:

We got a new word ladies and gentlemen: displee

Ferg out

posted by biig [website] on Sunday December 26, 2004 @ 19:29:

Add it to the randy dictionary!

A teel tank makes for easy targets while they're laughing at you. Though I prefer swedish killing iron (Volvo's).

posted by theferg on Sunday December 26, 2004 @ 22:51:

it can join my dictionary with "logicify"....and its "teal"...that dan post confused the hell out of me :)
Ferg out

posted by biig [website] on Tuesday December 28, 2004 @ 11:14:

Should have put quotes around 'teel', I was poking fun at Dan's post. :-)

posted by Guest on Tuesday December 28, 2004 @ 18:58:

teel teal who cares it wasent the fact that the tank was just teal it was the fact that it had a baby engin in this big teal tank its as mutch use as glowsticks in lakeland(florada)

posted by partyboy on Wednesday December 29, 2004 @ 06:08:

Dan's mangled english here..... it's as mutch use as sentence structure and spelling is to my posts on bork.

posted by dan on Monday January 3, 2005 @ 17:11:

fuck u, "love dan" :)

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