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Decem-brrrr!
posted Monday December 20, 2004 @ 07:32 by nightwolf Rants

-24 C, with windchill -33 C. nuff said.


posted by theferg on Monday December 20, 2004 @ 19:36:

so whos car started on the 4th try today like mine did....I talked nicer to Barney this morning than I've ever talked to a real person in my whole life...it was almost like a porno movie:
"please baby...come on...you know you want to...you know you want to do this for me...if you do want I want, I'll do *anything* for you...just this once, I'll never ask you for anything ever again...please baby, come on..lets get hot..."

Ferg out

posted by wolf on Monday December 20, 2004 @ 20:27:

poor dan

posted by R2K on Tuesday December 21, 2004 @ 06:16:

Well maybe Barney has a bigger engine.....and it actually has an ass too.
I can see stef sitting there petting the dashboard witht her little mittens on

posted by Powell on Tuesday December 21, 2004 @ 16:43:

My beast didnt start....just sat there and blended in with the snow. Starts now though :-)...plus my doors were frozen shut, managed eventually to get into the passenger door, but thats as far as I got.

posted by doggy on Sunday December 26, 2004 @ 01:22:

yea sounds like everybodys haveing fun with there cars my shaved doar handles are no fun in winter eather it was the coldese fucking night out like -40 sometime last week and i go outside at work i was working nights 2 get in my car i push my little remote and nothing i push the passanger doar and nothing so im out there -40 trying 2 use a screwdriver with megga gloves on its not working so im now bair handed brakeing into my trunk so now im in its fucking freezing my hands now hurt from the cold i drag the 200lb sub box 2 the side and begin crawling through the trunk in2 the back seak but the speakers i have on my back seat are stopping the seat going all the way down so im squeezing through this little ass gap its soo cold my hood on my coat gets stuck on the opening mecanism so im half way in stuck as fuck bent in half backwards feet hanging out the trunk waveing my hands behind my back trying 2 unhook my hood :(
I finaly get unhooked im noticeing the smell ov shorting wires when u get a 12v car batery and join some wire between the posts mmm goda vove the smell ov burning insolation my car is filling with smoke so i scramble in2 the front seet quickly open the hood beet the shit out the drivers doar trying 2 get out fall out the car lift the hood and rip the power wire off the batery going 2 the remote senswor oo what fun i had that night so now i have no way ov getting in my car so now i have a piece ov string atatched 2 the doar handle hanging out the doar so if i want 2 get in i pull the string because i dont realy feel like rewireing shit outside in -30 weather and have no garage 2 do it in mmmm what a dilema

posted by wolf on Tuesday December 28, 2004 @ 14:19:

someone wanna translate dans post for me, it hurts my brain reading it. maybe throw in a few periods or commas.

posted by dan on Sunday January 2, 2005 @ 21:11:

hi wasup wolf why we want periods they are messy and make people grumpy and who wants 2 sleap for ever in a comma ?????

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