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"My shit is custom."
posted Monday December 6, 2004 @ 08:39 by bigass News

This morning was just about perfect. After covering off just 12 hours ago (yesterday evening) that I have a nasty habit of not acknowledging Mr. R2K when passing in the morning on the way to work, I did it again this morning. Except I had an excuse...

Somewhere along the way to work, I watched some asshat in an old pickup truck with a full trailer cut off and almost side swipe 3 people in a row. He obviously thought his turn signal lever was too cumbersome, as he sure as hell wasn't using it to signal turns. After watching him pass me and cut the guy off in front of me (he forgot he had a trailer evidently), my somewhat delicate temper was disturbed. I think everyone knows where this is heading..

I waited until he was stuck behind a slow 'sport' minivan and sliced him up, making sure to signal, albeit in the middle of the lane change. He then passes me at the next lights and eventually ends up in front of me turning left at Young and Mulock at a red light. Next thing I know he's getting out of his red-neck incarnate, gun racked back window, rusted ass, fathers chevy pick up truck and stomping towards me while we're sitting at the light.

Like a ghetto pro-star, I grab my freakin' ice scraper.. yea, like that's gonna do some good, and a shouting match ensues about the proficiencies of driving and the intricacies of using a fucking turn signal. All this culminates until the light turns green and I tell him that he better move his shit heap out of the way, or I'll drive over it.

Then my cell phone starts ringing with a call from R2k. Perfect timing.

posted by wolf on Monday December 6, 2004 @ 08:49:

weee sounds like fun!

posted by Powell on Monday December 6, 2004 @ 17:09:

did you get out of your car or wave your squeegie from the inside?

posted by theferg on Monday December 6, 2004 @ 18:01:

Prostar!!! You whopped some ass on that fucker like I whopped some ass on a feral cat should have had a broom like I did though...much more menacing than an ice scraper ;)

posted by wolf [website] on Monday December 6, 2004 @ 18:03:

extra extra! read all about it (in my website link). mr.bigass was caught on camera at the scene of the crime! (fear my leet mspaint skills!)

posted by doggy on Monday December 6, 2004 @ 23:35:

aggghhhhhh the terror he looks sooo menasing im glad im not a hick with a gun he could probly clean my lenze for me if i get a little frost on it just be4 i shoot his ass (its a good idea 2 have an unsupicuas weppon in the car :) i have a titanium bike lock its like a chain with no links a long steel bar thats jointed i know i dont want 2 be hit with it :)

posted by R2K on Tuesday December 7, 2004 @ 06:13:

ARRRRRRR...them pirates be a runnning now

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